how do beliebers still even exist
How do dumbasses still exist?
thats literally the exact same question
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
THE COMMENTS ON NASH GRIERS INSTAGRAM ARE MAKING ME PISS MY SELF THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE DESERVES IT. YOUR BLUE EYES CANT GET YOU OUT OF THIS ONE U SHIT
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
turning down your music is a sign of weakness
This is like the saddest shit I’ve seen on tumblr since I been here
My heart is hurting
I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
This ended completely different from what I expected
I like this. Don’t try to win someone’s love with gifts and flattery, just try to relate. It’s beautiful.
I would have taken the rope and ran away
When I’m almost done reading a good book.
WHY DOES THAT ELEPHANT REMIND ME OF JOHN GREEN SO MUCH
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.
i just want to hug all of them
Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.gordon ramsay fandom
If you’re not in the Gordon Ramsay fandom you’re wrong.